NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
When we first got the license from Marvel to make Marvel's Iron Man shades, we forged sunglasses out of actual iron.
But our warehouse team doesn't possess the strength of The Avengers, so they got tired of moving boxes of iron.
Well, first they got ripped. Just absolutely jacked. Big ol' bulging muscles. Then they got tired of it so we scratched that idea and went back to making sunnies the old-fashioned way.